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13 Things New Yorkers Never Say…Ever

By Katherine Ripley

13 Things New Yorkers Never Say…Ever

Let’s be real. We know that a true New Yorker would never say any of these things.

 

1. “I think I’m gonna go to bed early tonight.”

drake laughing

 

2. “I came in under budget this month!”

not possible

 

3. “I went to the gym every day this week.”

lazy gym

 

4. “Sometimes I like to sit in the park and feed the pigeons.”

pigeon swarm
[Senior Ark]

5. “I really don’t like bagels.”

shocked

 

6. “I think I drink too much coffee.”

chug coffee

 

7. “MTA service is fantastic!”

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mmmm no

 

8. “I’m thinking about buying a car.”

[b k/Flickr]
[b k/Flickr]

9. “So the other day I was talking with a guy on the subway…”

subway phones cover
[ChixPix]

10. “I wish people would walk slower.”

slow walking people

 

11. “I would much rather work in midtown.”

hell no

 

12. “My apartment is so spacious!”

lol no

 

13. “I’m so bored.”

anderson cooper skeptical

 

Cover photo credit: Samuel Huron/Flickr