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Seamen At The Ready! Free “Guybrators” For Marines In Time Square

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Seamen At The Ready! Free “Guybrators” For Marines In Time Square

If guys in uniform is your thing, you’ll be glad to know it’s fleet week. NYC has seen it’s fair share of seamen (yes, this is that kind of post, keep your mind firmly in the gutter) and this week a company is traveling to Time Square to give them a little surprise.

Afternoons up until May 31st you’ll see representatives of the company Hot Octopuss, sex toy makers, giving away free vibrators for men, or “Guybrators” as they’re more commonly known. These guybrators have a market value of 99$ each, so kudos to Hot Octopuss! for finding the most original way to honor the brave men who protect our country.

Anyway, back to the point in hand (these puns are getting worse), if you are finding it hard to get your hands on a marine, now you know why… you also might have an idea of why sailors wear white.

 

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