“I’m ready for my close-up!” said the raccoon as it was launched through the air straight to the curb. This photo of a fabulous raccoon getting kicked out of an NYC beauty salon by an NYPD officer is making waves on the internet. I think the moral of the story is that you never know when your time to shine will come. Keep this in mind next time a bouncer hoists you and launches you out of the club: remember to smile wide and turn to your good side during those three airborne seconds til you hit the pavement. Anyways, people ran with the picture and made some hilarious Photoshop masterpieces. Here are our favorite variations.
The Original:
The Madness:
