Living in New York City is expensive. Now, we are sure that’s not news to any of you. But just how expensive is living in NYC? We’ve looked up some apartments in our beloved city, and compared them with the beautiful upstate city of Buffalo. Be warned: after reading this list, you might cry, and promptly move to Buffalo. Which is great really, Buffalo is really beautiful. But without further ado, let’s get on with the list shall we.
For around $600
In Buffalo:
– Lovely “traditional” house that screams “I am a functional member of society”
– You can even bring a dog! WOOF!
In NYC:
-Lack of windows makes it ideal for holing out until police give up looking for psychopath roommates.
– Messy decor hearkens back to your teenage angst
For $700
Buffalo:
– Trees that personally filter the air your breath
– What is that gap between cars? is that called…parking space?
New York City:
– Comes complete with what appears to be a large wheel of cheese
– Hardwood floors for a Hard knock life
For $800
Buffalo:
-2 bedrooms and 1 bath and plenty of space to frolic
– Nice little garden to look at and everything
New York City:
– Conveniently placed stove. Right in the corner where you belong.
– Nice sepia tones on everything to keep you cheery
For $1000
In Buffalo
-Tired of the yellow paint on your house? Just look up and admire the hazelnut tones of the second floor. It’s like having 2 houses.
– As soon as you move in, your real state agent hands you the keys, a happy family, and the lifestyle of your dreams.
In NYC
– Just picture having guests over and giving them a tour: “Over here is the right corner, and if you look to the left you’ll see the left corner of my room”
-Terrible, just terrible
For $1200
Buffalo
– Rooms, rooms, rooms, space!
– Looks like a good place to meet with the Illuminati.
New York City:
-We shit you not, this is what you get in NY when you shell out over 1000 bucks a month.
– Perfect if you are an artist that already made it
– Sweet little radiator with a scent of asbestos.