It’s 3am in NYC. At this point, you’re either at a party, walking the streets trying to find another party, or perhaps calling it a night and catching the subway home. Maybe you’re already home. In any case, if you’re still awake at 3am, these are the five types of conversations you’ll overhear:
1. The “I’m Still In Love With My Ex” Conversation
2. The “I’m So Over My Ex” Conversation
Usually had by buzzed girl best friends in a bar or at a party. Includes an itemized list of all the bullshit the ex has put her through. Usually followed by her aggressively hitting on the first hot guy she sees.
3. The “Rock Bottom” Conversation
4. The Argument
Usually heard through the thin walls of your apartment, had by the couple who lives next door. No amount of knocking or banging will get them to shut up. You’re forced to choose between the fall-out of calling the police, or not sleeping until they resolve their dispute.
5. The “I Miss You” Conversation
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