Music festival season has arrived to New York! When the weather is good and you can finally attend these amazing outdoor music events. Their popularity has grown in the past years and some specific groups of people within them have emerged. Here’s a list of them and why you should avoid them:
1. The ‘Girls’
The come as if it were a fashion festival… You can spot them wearing flowers in their hair, heavy fluorescent make-up and making duck-face selfies everywhere.
2. The Nostalgic
This guy has been doing the same festival for years wearing the clothes he wore at his first ever festival back in the 90s. He keeps saying “it was better before…”
3. The Bodybuilder
This guy went to the gym the day after the festival was over. He trained and killed protein shakes to be ready for the following summer. Now he’s finally ready to wear his tight T-shirt and show off his bod.
4. The Marathoner
This guy is at his 20th festival and it’s not even the end of June… His arms are covered of festival wristbands and remind him of the best moments just so he can tell you how good his summer was.
5. The kids
They’re the sober ones starring at you while you’re out of your mind. The ones that make feel like sh*t remembering you how innocent you once were and what you have become.
6. The guy always talking about drugs
This guy is the creepiest… Tripping on their own but coming over to you every two seconds asking, “Did you take anything?”
7. The vomito
These make the funniest after-festival stories though. They usually get smashed 30 minutes after they get in, act weird and eventually throw-up comatose on the floor.
Feature Image: Jay Taylor