There’s always drama surrounding the New York Subway, and there’s no doubting this years Academy Awards had their fair share of drama … seemingly this is a marriage made in heaven. Have fun exploring the mental space of the subway… and the many faces of the 2017 Oscars. Enjoy:
1. Man, why do these tourists have to walk so damn slowly? I’m gonna miss my train!
2. Would it kill them to get some air-down here? It’s hot and it smells funky!
3. …but the breeze coming from the passing trains is nice
4. I’ve just done my nails… I better not touch anything
5. damn those guy’s look tough… I’ll put on my tough-guy face and move somewhere else on the train.
6. I’m just going to close my eyes for a second… I wont fall aslee…
7. The dude stood next to me stinks! I can’t wait to take a big gulp of air when the door opens!
8. oh god… it’s a subway performer.
9. …and now they’re asking for money!
10. Do I have any “Spare” change?
11. I think that old dude might be nuts… don’t make eye contact.
12. Damnit… she’s pregnant… This dude next to me should be the one to give up his seat!
13. …I said I’d give up my seat if someone needed it…
That woman’s bagel smells delicious!