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8 Reasons Why Aliens Would Never Land In NYC

By Yago Hein

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Thursday, for Geek Pride Day we’ve watched “Alien Covenant” and “Guardians of the Galaxy 2″… basically, we had our own little sci-fi fest. They’re really cool movies but… but when it comes to the aliens invading, or landing on earth… maybe in the middle of nowhere, but there is no way aliens would come to NYC like they did in “The Avengers”, right? Here are 8 reasons why aliens would never land in NYC:

 

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1. They’d never find a place to park their UFOs
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2. They’d never adapt to NYC’s weather
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3. They’d never manage to eat our pizzas
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4. And if they do, they’ll get in trouble with the Ninja Turtles!
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5. Everyone is a hurry… No one will pay attention to them
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6. Breathing would be difficult for them 
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7. If they do sleep, there is no way they can! Too noisy! They’ll just go crazy
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8. Obviously… Too expensive
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