How was your St. Patrick’s day? Yeah we can’t remember either. It’s all a blur of green and waking up this morning the sun is just too loud. We totally feel your pain. This pretty much will sum up our day, how about yours?
1. Wake up way too early for some bizarre reason
2. Go back to sleep until at least 1pm
3. Answer all unanswered texts so your friends know you’re alive
4. Tell them all you might not be able to make it tonight…
5. Drink water
6. Spend some time on the fire escape hoping the fresh air will ease the nausea
7. Resolve never to drink again
8. Wonder where all the green sh*t in your apartment came from?
9. Decide you should eat something
10. Realize you have no food in your fridge
11. Contemplate whether you should walk to the Chinese place or get it delivered
12. Get it delivered, even though it’s only three blocks away
13. “What the hell did I drink/eat last night??? Why is my poop green????”
14. Resolve to spend the rest of your Saturday in your pajamas
15. Go through your phone trying to remember what happened last night
16. Start to panic when you see texts/calls to/from your ex
17. Text your best friend to make sure nothing weird happened
18. Order more hangover food
19. Drink more water
20. Officially cancel your plans tonight
21. Aimlessly browse the Internet reading articles like this one
21. Go to bed early
