As we saw over the weekend, winter in NYC can be pretty rough. Here’s how Beyonce handles the cold season:
1. At first, the cold weather is a welcome change
2. You’re excited to bundle up to go outside
3. You’re excited for the holiday season
4. And you’re excited for all the tacky sweater parties
5. The first time it snows you’re like
6. Then the snow melts and the city looks like this
7. And no matter what, your feet get wet and cold
8. Then the polar vortex comes and winter isn’t fun anymore
9. Your radiator stops working and you just want to blow it up
10. Just the thought of going outside makes you be like
11. Your roommates ask “Whose turn is it to take the trash out?” and you’re like
12. It’s too cold to go out and run, so instead you do zumba in your living room
13. You think you look like this
14. But you actually look like this
15. You wish you could just hibernate like polar bears do
16. But sooner or later you get stir crazy
17. You go out into the winter wonderland like
18. Trying to get where you’re going as quickly as possible
19. You soon realize you’d rather just stay in
20. With your snow bunny
21. Can’t it just be summer already?