13 Things You’ll Never Hear A New Yorker Say

New Yorkers aren’t known for being timid. Quite the opposite. If you say the wrong thing around us we’re not shy about letting you know what we think. Whether you were born here or you’re an implant, this city can bring out the animal in you. It can be a minefield, so if you’re just visiting, here are some phrases to avoid.

1. In the summer “It’s not really that hot outside”

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2. In the winter “It’s not really that cold outside”

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3 “I can’t find a Starbucks ANYWHERE in this city!”

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4. “I think I’ll wake up early and take a nice, relaxing, stroll to work tomorrow”

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5. “I consider every transplant to be my equal in the city”

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6. “I went to an amazing party in Staten Island this weekend!”

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7. “The G train? No problem, I’ll be there in 15 minutes”

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8. “My landlord is so sweet! I wonder if he wants to come over for dinner?”

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9. “There are plenty more cabs around, you take this one”

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10. “There are so many things to do in the Financial District!”

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11. “My apartment is exactly as beautiful as I imagined it!”

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12. “Even though it’s differs to mine, I completely respect your preference in sports team.”

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13. “All the native New Yorkers really make me feel welcome”

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