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12 Phrases That Fill Every New Yorker With Dread

Katherine Ripley Katherine Ripley

12 Phrases That Fill Every New Yorker With Dread

 

Whenever you hear or see any of these, you know you’re going to have a bad day.

 

1. “I’m going to raise your rent…”

crying please no

2. “30 dollar minimum”

credit card

3. “Feels like 100”

sweating

4. “No dogs allowed”

no dogs allowed
[Urban Dog NYC]
5. “An increase in MTA fares…”

[NYC Talking]
[NYC Talking]
6. “Moving to Queens”

noooooo

7. “Restrooms for customers only”

paying customers only

8. “Operating with delays…”

hugh jackman

9. “Traffic on [insert bridge]”

[Mark Riley]
[Mark Riley Media]
10. “Traffic in [insert tunnel]”

[Pix 11]
[Pix 11]
11. “Closed for repairs”

[NBC News]
[AP]
12. “Cancelled”

[Mashable]
[Mashable]
Tags: Funny