12 Things Every New Yorker Has Done In The Name Of Laziness

We’ve all done things we’re not proud of, especially in the name of convenience. Living in a city like this, with modern conveniences just around the corner, most NYC residents have done things for laziness’ sake. Here are some things you’ve almost definitely done.

01. Shopped for overpriced groceries in the bodega across the street just because closer than the supermarket.

02. Seamlessed a full days worth of meals.

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03. Had three meals in one day at the same shitty diner on the corner from you.

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04. Ordered delivery from a restaurant you could easily walk too.

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05. Never separated your laundry at the laundromat, ever!

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06. Wasted a weekends binge-watching on Netflix instead of enjoying the greatest city in the world.

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07. Lied about the subway not running, or being delayed, to get out of doing things.

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08. The moment you got an invitation for a party in a different borough you decided you couldn’t make it.

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09. Taken a cab like three avenues home from the train station because you were too drunk to walk.

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10. Resign yourself to getting a ticket so you didn’t have to move your car or look for parking.

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11. Confidently given a tourist bad directions because you were in a rush.

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12. Lied about not living in New York to avoid clipboard wielding charity workers.

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