If you’ve ever been personally victimized by boring drinks and themed cocktails are your shtick, then oh how Grand Army Bar is the place to head to. They’re not like a regular bar, they’re a cool bar, and their new cocktail menu proves it (we’re sure you can see where we’re getting at).
Grand Army just recently announced that their fall/winter cocktail menu is Mean Girls themed, and it’s pretty grool.
Their Burn Book features 10 cocktails–and two booze-free options, because what kind of mother do you think Mrs. George is?!–all of which are named after iconic quotes from the movie.
The drinks range from a milk punch-ed Long Island iced tea to a winter-y hibiscus spirit-free negroni, and include libations such as the Army Pants & Flip Flops, made with rye whiskey, scotch fig leaf, sweet vermouth, and banana, the Hump Day Treat, made with vodka, blanc vermouth, aloe, raspberry, and lemon, and the ESPN or Something, made with cognac, rainwater madeira, yuzu, orange wine, and soda water.
They even a version of what they think a Kalteen Bar would taste like, which combines bourbon, aged rum, oloroso sherry, peanut butter, and toasted oats.
This isn’t the first time Grand Army Bar has had fun with their cocktail menu either. Previous menu topics included summer camp, Spice Girls, famous cats in history, Nicolas Cage, Gilmore Girls, Sade, monster trucks, space cowgirls, political scandals, Scandinavian heavy metal, pink drinks, and state parks of Oklahoma, to name a few.
Basically, the limit does not exist when it comes to their creativity.
The new Mean Girls menu is available until early next spring. So, like, get in loser, we’re going drinking!
You can learn more on their website.
📍 Grand Army Bar – 336 State Street