Everyone knows that you do not want to piss off a New Yorker. Because if you do, you’ll be swimming with the fishes. Here are 21 things you should avoid doing, because they’re guaranteed to make a New Yorker angry:
1. Upstream to steal the taxi they wanted.
8. Say or do anything good for New Jersey in general.
9. Cut them in line at Trader Joe’s.
11. Cut them off.
13. Replace the mayo with Miracle Whip.
15. Wear a Red Sox jersey in public.
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