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21 Reasons You Should Never Visit NYC

Katherine Ripley Katherine Ripley

21 Reasons You Should Never Visit NYC

 

1. If you’re thinking about visiting New York City, don’t. It’s a terrible place.

[Guilherme Nicholas/Flickr]
[Guilherme Nicholas/Flickr]
2. All the things you see in the brochures are lies.

[Bokeh & Travel/Flickr]
[Bokeh & Travel/Flickr]
3. The truth is that it’s just so ugly.

[Roger/Flickr]
[Roger/Flickr]
3. Honestly, it’s the ugliest place you’ll ever visit it.

[Bob Jagendorf/Flickr]
[Bob Jagendorf/Flickr]
4. It’s worse than New Jersey.

Coney Island [KIDKUTSMEDIA/Flickr]
Coney Island [KIDKUTSMEDIA/Flickr]
5. Everybody is so rude.

[Mr Seb/Flickr]
[Mr Seb/Flickr]
6. Seriously, nobody is friendly.

[Good News Network]
[Good News Network]
7. It’s impossible to get around.

[drpavloff/Flickr]
[drpavloff/Flickr]
8. And you’ll most certainly get lost.

[Samantha/Flickr]
[Samantha/Flickr]
9. Literally every single thing is made of concrete.

[Wally Gobetz/Flickr]
Prospect Park, Brooklyn [Wally Gobetz/Flickr]
10. And there is no wildlife anywhere.

Snowy owl in Queens [The Shared Experience/Flickr]
Snowy owl in Queens [The Shared Experience/Flickr]
11. All of the plants are plastic.

Central Park [Andrew Dallos/Flickr]
Central Park [Andrew Dallos/Flickr]
12. And the squirrels are tiny robots.

[Zoli Juhasz]
[Zoli Juhasz/Flickr]
13. You will completely drain your bank account by the end of the day.

[EV Grieve]
[EV Grieve]
14. And most importantly, you will be bored out of your mind.

[Byron Barrett/Flickr]
[Byron Barrett/Flickr]
15. So

[Ludovic Bertron/Flickr]
[Ludovic Bertron/Flickr]
16. Freaking

[atomly/Flickr]
[atomly/Flickr]
17. Bored.

[jwilly/Flickr]
[jwilly/Flickr]
18. But the main reason you shouldn’t visit New York…

[Daniel Piraino/ Flickr]
[Daniel Piraino/ Flickr]
19. Is that the native New Yorkers hate tourists.

tourists cover

20. They’ll tell you lies and have you running in circles.

[Helayne Seidman/NY Post]
[Helayne Seidman/NY Post]
21. Better just go to Florida for your vacation.

florida

 

Cover photo credit: Dirk Knight/Flickr