21 Reasons You Should Never Visit NYC

Katherine Ripley • August 24, 2015

21 Reasons You Should Never Visit NYC

1. If you’re thinking about visiting New York City, don’t. It’s a terrible place.

[Guilherme Nicholas/Flickr]

2. All the things you see in the brochures are lies.

[Bokeh & Travel/Flickr]

3. The truth is that it’s just so ugly.

[Roger/Flickr]

3. Honestly, it’s the ugliest place you’ll ever visit it.

[Bob Jagendorf/Flickr]

4. It’s worse than New Jersey.

Coney Island [KIDKUTSMEDIA/Flickr] — Coney Island [KIDKUTSMEDIA/Flickr]

5. Everybody is so rude.

[Mr Seb/Flickr]

6. Seriously, nobody is friendly.

[Good News Network]

7. It’s impossible to get around.

[drpavloff/Flickr]

8. And you’ll most certainly get lost.

[Samantha/Flickr]

9. Literally every single thing is made of concrete.

[Wally Gobetz/Flickr] — Prospect Park, Brooklyn [Wally Gobetz/Flickr]

10. And there is no wildlife anywhere.

Snowy owl in Queens [The Shared Experience/Flickr] — Snowy owl in Queens [The Shared Experience/Flickr]

11. All of the plants are plastic.

Central Park [Andrew Dallos/Flickr] — Central Park [Andrew Dallos/Flickr]

12. And the squirrels are tiny robots.

[Zoli Juhasz] — [Zoli Juhasz/Flickr]

13. You will completely drain your bank account by the end of the day.

[EV Grieve]

14. And most importantly, you will be bored out of your mind.

[Byron Barrett/Flickr]

15. So

[Ludovic Bertron/Flickr]

16. Freaking

[atomly/Flickr]

17. Bored.

[jwilly/Flickr]

18. But the main reason you shouldn’t visit New York…

[Daniel Piraino/ Flickr]

19. Is that the native New Yorkers hate tourists.

20. They’ll tell you lies and have you running in circles.

[Helayne Seidman/NY Post]

21. Better just go to Florida for your vacation.

florida

Cover photo credit: Dirk Knight/Flickr

Tags: Adventure, Funny

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