If you tried any of these anywhere else, they would make no sense. Good thing we live in this crazy city.
1. “Sorry I’m late. The A got rerouted to the F line and I ended up in Brooklyn.”
6. “I can’t get to work today. The Pope is here.”
13. “No I can’t get breakfast. I have to move my car.”
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