Every Thought Ever You’ve Had On The NYC Subway Exclusively Expressed In Oscars 2017 Gifs

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There’s always drama surrounding the New York Subway, and there’s no doubting this years Academy Awards had their fair share of drama … seemingly this is a marriage made in heaven. Have fun exploring the mental space of the subway… and the many faces of the 2017 Oscars. Enjoy:

1. Man, why do these tourists have to walk so damn slowly? I’m gonna miss my train!

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2. Would it kill them to get some air-down here? It’s hot and it smells funky!


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3. …but the breeze coming from the passing trains is nice


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4. I’ve just done my nails… I better not touch anything


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5. damn those guy’s look tough… I’ll put on my tough-guy face and move somewhere else on the train.


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6. I’m just going to close my eyes for a second… I wont fall aslee…


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7. The dude stood next to me stinks! I can’t wait to take a big gulp of air when the door opens!


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8. oh god… it’s a subway performer.


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9. …and now they’re asking for money!


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10. Do I have any “Spare” change?


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11. I think that old dude might be nuts… don’t make eye contact.


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12. Damnit… she’s pregnant… This dude next to me should be the one to give up his seat!


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13. …I said I’d give up my seat if someone needed it…

That woman’s bagel smells delicious!

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Featured image source [Robert Kessler | Twitter

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