11 Nuts Pictures That Reveal The Secret Lives Of NYC’s Squirrels

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This Is Why You Shouldn't F*ck With NYC Squirrels

Out of the sight of regular people is a complex squirrel community. If you think these animals are inoffensive you’d  be completely wrong. Next time you see a squirrel in NYC, you better think twice about what those furry friends are up to when your back is turned. It seems they’ve learned a lot from us…

 

1. The Squirrel Social Class System

This Is Why You Shouldn't F*ck With NYC Squirrels
[Pinterest]
Judging by this guy, squirrels have somehow created a society of social classes. Talk about gentrification – this fella looks pretty damn well off.

 

2. Game Of Thrones

This Is Why You Shouldn't F*ck With NYC Squirrels
[Pinterest]
Hell yeah! The rodents also love Game of Thrones… but in the squirrel version they are obviously fighting for the ‘Acorn Throne’.

 

3. The Sex Squirrels

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[Flickr]
Every summer, you’d expect to see a large gathering of squirrels in Central Park. What you don’t know is that the up-and-coming rock gods – the ‘Sex Squirrels’ – put on one hell of a summertime festival. If you haven’t heard, then you’r just not squirrel enough.

 

4. Harlem Shake 

This Is Why You Shouldn't F*ck With NYC Squirrels
[Daily Mail]
Believe it or not, but the Harlem Shake was invented by the squirrels over the pond. It travelled all the way to NYC and now they never miss an occasion to do it in public – so keep your eyes peeled.

 

5. Squirrels. Camera. Action.

This Is Why You Shouldn't F*ck With NYC Squirrels
[Daily Mail]
Only problem with squirrels is they’re all ‘take, take, take’. And not only when it comes to nuts.

 

6. The Mysterious And Magical Squirrel

This Is Why You Shouldn't F*ck With NYC Squirrels
[Daily Mail]
We hope that there was no on stage incidences in this case.

 

7. Basketball

This Is Why You Shouldn't F*ck With NYC Squirrels
[Vuing]
Here is John Marble and Bobby Oak. This snap was taken during the NBA (Nuts Basketball Associations) Final.

 

8. Snapchat

This Is Why You Shouldn't F*ck With NYC Squirrels
[Ask Ideas]
The squirrels love Snapchat’s face-swap update as much as we do. But it’s terrifying.

 

9. The Office

This Is Why You Shouldn't F*ck With NYC Squirrels
[Ov Guide & Ask Ideas]
The squirrels have been working their way through various series, including the much loved The Office (yes, the American version).

 

10. The Gym

This Is Why You Shouldn't F*ck With NYC Squirrels
[Mirror]
The squirrels are getting pumped for summer too. Good job they know how to spot.

 

11. Halloween

This Is Why You Shouldn't F*ck With NYC Squirrels
[The Bold Corsican Flame]
They sure know how to combine halloween with sass. Talk about naughty outfits.

 

Feature Image: Mirror

 

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