We love you, Liz. You’re all of us.
1. When you first move to the city and don’t really know anyone
2. When you find a mouse in your apartment
3. When someone’s playing their music too loud on the subway
4. When you’re broke
5. When you just got paid and you’re feeling gluttonous
6. When you just got paid and you’re feeling generous
7. When you’re absolutely sick of people
8. When you treat yourself to pizza from a good pizza place
9. When you get catcalled
10. When you find out that your date lives in Queens
11. When you get fed up with dating
12. When you’re at the club and you’re not drunk enough yet
13. When you’re at the club and you’re too drunk
14. When you’re hungover
15. When your landlord says he’s going to raise your rent
16. When you get money for your birthday
17. When you realize that life in this city is just unpredictable